ANSIR® Profiling Everyone's Furry Friend:
Diligent - The job requires Santalephantine planning and organization that's done with poised pencil for note taking, bifocals to see minute details, enlistment of family to keep costs down, and punctuated throughout by under breath mutterings, until Easter responsibilities are fully met and done. Visionary - Must do something important that brings general betterment, so into every Egg-filled, silk-woven and satin-lined Basket goes a lifetime toothbrush engraved with the phone number of a local dentist.	The Easter Bunny
Idealist - At mission completion is the most droopy-eared and draggy- tailed Lepus — sapped of energy by details of hiring the best Egg painters; overseeing every Egg's dip and squiggle; outsourcing and QC of basket weaving; and supervising legions of softscape surveyors, whose maps ensure efficient and aesthetic placement of each Easter entrée. Evokateur - Experienced the event 4-dimensionally, from the designing of each exquisite Fabérge Egg, to the carving of mahogany shipping crates, to hand-painting the Baskets, to globe wide delivery with time to spare in order to watch kiddies enjoying their Easter fare...AND all this accomplished without their having lifted a finger nor stirred from their bed. Eccentrik - Dismantled last year's plastic woven Basket in favour of a plaited mohair version, before redesigning the Eggs into 12 layered cream-dreams, then negotiating with General Foods International to launch an Easter cereal with their Egg nestled inside, thus distributing with distinct flair and less frazzle on Easter morn. Empath - Child anticipation mobilizes them and their sentimentality as evidenced by the largesse of their Easter offering — some eggs are misshapen owed to much fussing with warm hands, some have bits of tissue clinging to them, owed to moistness in eyes that runneth over with each Basket's fretted arrangement and tender placement. Kinsmen - Consulted regularly throughout the year with Santa and the Tooth Fairy to ensure that Easter goes without hitch and meets expectations. Their own family won't see them for some time thereafter. Once their Easter job is done they celebrate with friends before bouncing homeward. Healer - Each child receives a large designer Egg filled to bursting with books, puzzles and music, and one token confectionery. Extremist - Easter Eve they mount their sleek Turbo Trebzek and launch into orbit for streaking around the world, raining the sky with pellets containing requisite Baskets with Eggs. Upon impact with Earthen ground the pellets decompress into original form, inclusive of nested delectables. Sentinel - Every Egg and Basket is designed with fairness in mind: is of uniform size and shape; is verified as hazard and toxin-free; is stored in a secret vault that's patrolled 24/7; and then are delivered on time by government licensed and bonded agencies. Sage - Every variety of Earthly critter is pressed into Easter service. Each is provided a map; a delivery schedule; a cell phone; and has been deputized to keep watch that Sage does not stray from their task; does not forget where they are going and why they are going there. Philosopher - Every Egg must be one-of-a-kind in look, feel and taste, and individually inscribed with the child's name in gold-plate. Realist - Their Eggs are traditional. Their Baskets are ribboned and neatly lined up outside doorsteps on the street before the cock's fifth crow on Easter morn, alongside freshly painted trikes and refurbished toys they'd found discarded along the pathway of their delivery run. Scintillator - Carrying only the lightest of marshmallow Eggs heaped into angel cake woven Basket, their delivery gets done ... more and less. While enthusiastic hip-hopping keeps them focused and on bead with duty, it plays havoc with Eggs that bounce out and scatter like confetti-coloured litter marking their wake. Owed to them Easter Egg hunting is necessary. Happy Easter!

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